What is the cat’s favourite TV show? The evening mews!
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies.
What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss!
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? Shredded tweet!
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