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GrinningFool on Saturday, August 21st, 2010 |
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All right, I give up on the toaster theme. There is just not much funny material dealing with cats and toasters. So here are some jokes to tide you over while I find some more stuff!
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
What do you call it when a cat stops? A paws!
What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
