Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder…
Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder…
* Couldn’t muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
* You’ve repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.
* Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
* Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
* No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again…
* Continually scratches on the door to get in… the OVEN door.
* Doesn’t get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
* Rides in your car with its head out the window.
* She’s a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party.
* You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.
* Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty “9 Lives” cans.
* Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
* After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.
* Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.
* Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
* Makes an attempt on “First Cat” Sock’s life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
from Just 4 Laughs!
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July 25th, 2008 at 11:11 am
thats just cruel